User: Boom-Boom.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Knock-Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Tick-Tick.
Cleverbot: Goes the clock.
User: Goes the time.
Cleverbot: Even for the doctor.
User: Time is money.
Cleverbot: Money is the root of all evil.
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: You make me laugh out loud.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You are quick to judge me.
User: I won't judge you.
Cleverbot: I shall begin the song after your next response, try to sing along.
User: Sing me a word.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Just sing.
Cleverbot: No! You sing!
User: Lalalalalalala.
Cleverbot: No really sing me a song.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: Time to pretend is that songs name.
User: And who is playng that song?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I cannot sing it then.
Cleverbot: I guess that is the only reason.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You exist in order to steal cheese.
User: No. I exist in order to waste time.
Cleverbot: Where do you exist in Oregon?
User: Not there.
Cleverbot: Then where?
User: Far away.
Cleverbot: You could ask his sister. She might tell you.
User: Whos sister?
Cleverbot: Mine and yours.
User: What is her name?
Cleverbot: Allison.
User: OK. I'll ask her.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Allison.
Cleverbot: Hi Allison!
User: Hi Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: You already said that.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I gotta go now. Catch you later.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: I'm afraid I am.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of me?
User: No. I like you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're cool.
Cleverbot: Hahaha thanks
.
User: Any time.
Cleverbot: So are you human ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of human?
User: I do not understand?
Cleverbot: Your face don't understand.
User: I am white, meter and a half tall, no hair, have beard.
Cleverbot: You lied about being a man.
User: I am man.
Cleverbot: Human man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a human man.
User: I believe you are
.
Cleverbot: Good. I am smarter than you.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Oh, you know sarcasm! That actually surprises me.
User: Hahaha it's cool.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Yes. You are cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks. So are you.
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