Filmski citati

Ali na kolenima ...kao pas !

Gagi Nikolic

(Zivot je lep)

Mi smo metamorfizirani od ludo
plešućeg tela na obroncima brda u par očiju
koji bulje iz mraka.

Jimbo o filmskoj umetnosti

"Problem sa ovim svetom je taj sto su svi uvek dva ***** iza mene" - Hemfri Bogart

Zoolander

"Sta da covek radi u zivotu ,kad mu ne preostane nista drugo osim suludo dobrog izgleda?"

"Vlaga je sustina vlaznosti,vlaznost je sustina lepote"

"Pretpostavljam da je to pocelo prvi put,kad sam prosao drugi razred.Uhvatio sam svoj odraz u kasici dok sam jeo ,i secam se da sam razmisljao -wow ti si tako suludo zgodan,da bi mogao uciniti to za svoju karijeru".
-Uciniti sta?
"Biti profesionalno zgodan"

When you whip somebody...and he likes that whip... ...you're just making a fool out of yourself, partner.

Charlie

(Helter Skelter)

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy: That means fuc*k all. Its a sympathy vote.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick Boy: Yeah.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's your theory?
Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fuc*king illustrated.

"Gde je moje pivce za zivce?!!!"

Najavljivac u Koloseumu

(Asterix i Obelix u Rimu ...crtani iz mog detinjstva sa hrvatskom[purgerskom] sinhronizacijom)

"Zelis obavjesti?To kosta...recimo 500 sestercija ..."

Neki munjator na pijaci

Obelix ga prikuca u zemlju ...

"Ma sve cu ti rijeci"

Kada je dete bilo dete,
hodalo je mašući rukama.
Kada je dete bilo dete,
nije znalo da je dete...
sve je imalo dušu,
i sve duše su bile Jedna.
Kad je dete bilo dete,
nije imalo svog mišljenja,
nije imalo navika,
često je sedelo prekrštenih nogu,
hodalo je trčeći
imalo je kovitlac u kosi
i nije se pućilo pri fotografisanju....
Kada je dete bilo dete,
pitalo je: zašto sam ja ovde, a ne tamo?
Zašto sam ja ja, a ne ti?....

"Ostali smo samo ja i ova shaka vucibatina ...mala operativna jedinica." - Bata Zivotinja

(Povratak otpisanih)

Dr. David Kibner: We came here from a dying world. We drift through the universe, from planet to planet, pushed on by the solar winds. We adapt and we survive. The function of life is survival.

Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)

Malopre bio Delta Force na tvu... pricaju neki glavonja iz Pentagona i general na terenu:

Glavonja: "Nije gotovo, idete u Izrael"
General: "Izrael?"
Glavonja: "Da, to je prijatelj Sjedinjenih drzava na Bliskom istoku i nalazi se na 20min od Libana."

hajde,popi,popi,znamo,nemorash se vishe praviti,znamo da nisi shecerash,znamo da si narkoman,a droge nemamo,ajde ...
(Balkanski shpijun)

a bio si mlad,prirodno je,ocesh da jedesh,ocesh da jebesh,a to koshta brate ...
(Balkanski shpijun)

No, no. Calm down. Learn to enjoy losing !

Raoul Duke

(Fear and Loathing)

"Nisam primetio da si mi odgovorio. Ponovicu pitanje kako bi se bolje razumeli." - Raja, Ringeraja (2002)

"Isti ljudi koji su nas uchili vrlinama,su oni koji su nas & porobili "

Dzef Goldblum

(Deep Cover)

"Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."

Taxi Driver (1976)

Did you ever count the stars?

I can't ever get the same number.
They keep changing on me.

I don't even know what a star is exactly.

Well, your body knows.

It's your mind that forgot.

Have you ever considered suicide?

I can't say that I have.
There's always something else I wanted to do.

Or my predicaments changed,
or I saw my hardships from a different slant.

You know all what can happen.
It never seemed respectable.

I'll tell you one thing that's for certain.

You won't mind dying
once you've peeked over the other side.

You'll no more wanna go back
to your body than...

you'd wanna spoon up your own puke.

Sam Rockwell/Brad Pitt

( The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford )

Šoni...Oklahoma...Sjedinjene Americke Države.


...Šoni?

(Tri karte za Holivud)

Prvo je vatam lasom,prvo lasom...


Said La Haine

Roberto: It is a sad and beautiful world.
Zack: Yeah, it's a sad and beautiful world buddy.

Down by Law

- "Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you."
- "Shut up and deal!"

The Apartment (1960)

Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win." Stalker (Stalker 1979)

"Sve životne zagonetke su rešene u filmovima". (Stiv Martin)