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wild filly ADMIN
Poruka : 85778
Lokacija : divljina
Učlanjen : 28.03.2011
Raspoloženje : uvek extra
| Naslov: Koji ste tip vozača? Sub 25 Avg - 10:07 | |
| Koji ste tip vozača? Meni piše da sam .. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]a 'wannabe German' driver Symptoms: You obtain all traffic rules but one; the maximum speed limit. Advise: Consider emigrating to Germany, over 50% of their autobahn's is like a F1 racing track. Tip: If sauerkraut, sausages and beer is not your cup of tea, Venezuela and Peru do not regulate speed limits on their motorways as well. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] |
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Enigma MODERATOR
Poruka : 55658
Lokacija : misterija
Učlanjen : 29.03.2011
| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Ned 26 Avg - 11:30 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Symptoms: While driving you're capable of performing a multitude of additional activities such as adjusting your radio, non-handsfree phoning, text-messaging, talking face to face with a front seat passenger or worse a rear seat passenger, shaving (in case of ladies: your legs. The same applies for using the rear mirror for make-up purposes).
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Black Wizard Master
Poruka : 34967
Godina : 49
Lokacija : UK, London
Učlanjen : 30.03.2011
| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Ned 9 Sep - 1:49 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]an insurance fraud driver
You use your car to illegally create additional income. Example 1: With an old wreck of car you wait at a street corner hiding behind a building or some bushes for another car which doesn't have right of way, whereby you dnoitheeliberatly drive your car in front, causing an accident and faking major injuries like whiplash etc. in order to receive a large sum from the victim's insurance company. Example 2: When you're not able to sell your car at an agreeable price you drive it to a long parking spot near an airfield and report it as stolen. Receiving the insurance money to buy another nice car.Quit your activities, besides others, one day YOU might get really hurt. Besides that insurance companies keep records and eventually you will be caught. |
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Sava-84 Super Član
Poruka : 724
Učlanjen : 02.11.2012
| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Sub 17 Nov - 14:49 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]a tailgaterSymptoms: On motorways you tend to stay within 2 seconds of travel distance of the car in front of you, preferable blinking with your headlights.Advise: Consider emigrating to Malawi, Afghanistan or North Korea ,where the number of cars per 1000 inhabitants is less than 1 and the chances of persisting your habit are 0. |
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Black Wizard Master
Poruka : 34967
Godina : 49
Lokacija : UK, London
Učlanjen : 30.03.2011
| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Uto 26 Feb - 21:46 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]A FINE-FREE DRIVERYou always have two hands on the wheel. Even when being claxoned/fingered at by more agressive fellow drivers, you calmly obay the applying traffic rules, staying well below the maximum speed limit. Receiving a traffic fine you would consider a major traumatizing event.Advise: Hey you pay taxes too, try referring to traffic fines as a kind of additional road tax. |
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Kayser Soze
Poruka : 13287
Lokacija : Tamo gde Dunav ljubi nebo
Učlanjen : 01.10.2012
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| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Uto 26 Feb - 21:50 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]a lucky reckless driverSymptoms: You know your way around but you show indifferent towards speed limits, traffic regulations or the dangers of situations where others would panic. Somehow you never get involved in any serious accident or get seriously fined.Advise: You would make an excellent taxi driver in any major city.pa dobro nije baš tako |
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Gost Gost
| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Čet 27 Nov - 2:04 | |
| [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]a fender bender driver
Symptoms: Although your general driving on the road is okay, your car will soon have scratches and dents, caused by misjudged distances between your vehicle and stationary objects.
Advise: Never buy a new car, there are plenty of low budget used cars on the market. Make sure they have a reverse parking sensor.
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neno MODERATOR
Poruka : 35951
Učlanjen : 09.02.2014
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| Naslov: Re: Koji ste tip vozača? Čet 27 Nov - 7:46 | |
| a long duration driverSymptoms: You've got excellent concentration skills and could drive for 8 hours or more without dozing off. Advise:You would make an excellent rally or truck driver. |
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